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koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

 I’m thinking something about this outfit helped persuade the dude at Verizon today when I told him I didn’t want to pay $30 for a phone charger…he sold it to me for $10 instead.  You think? Or maybe he was just nice…hmm

So I get my first big paycheck next week….

but I need it this week. 

So if anyone wants to help me with groceries, rent, gas, and prescriptions let me know I’d super duper appreciate it

amporeon:

this will always be the highlight of my life