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you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

 I’m thinking something about this outfit helped persuade the dude at Verizon today when I told him I didn’t want to pay $30 for a phone charger…he sold it to me for $10 instead.  You think? Or maybe he was just nice…hmm

So I get my first big paycheck next week….

but I need it this week. 

So if anyone wants to help me with groceries, rent, gas, and prescriptions let me know I’d super duper appreciate it


this will always be the highlight of my life